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Treff1946 edited English subtitles for history of the entire world, i guess: howlingwolf101 . in a place! now you can buy it from china. and now you need houses for people to live in and people to make the houses and now there's more people and they invent things which makes things better and more people come and there's more farming and more people to make more things for more people and now there's business, money, writing, laws, power, Society coming soon to a dank river valley near you. 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History of the Entire World, I Guess could have been the best online video of 2005 New, 9 comments By Chaim Gartenberg @cgartenberg May 11, 2017, 2:09pm EDT here comes the assyrian empire. there's the korean war. they should probably just deny it. but it's getting closer together... ten million years later and it's getting closer together... 500 million years later and it's getting closer togeth—star is born it's a star new shit just got made! i just don't know when to start. let's get to a car and drive to a party and listen to jazz on the radio and go to the movies. "hell yeah! let's just keep it cool and spy on each other instead. and spain realized that this is not india, but they pillaged it anyway. “History of the Entire World, I Guess” is the latest production from Bill Wurtz, a YouTube artist known for random, quirky videos that all share a simplistic aesthetic, with text, clip art, and Microsoft Paint drawings. "if the world is round, let's go this way to india." May 10, 2017 #3 actually, most of it's water. Crosses the Line Twice: "Aw fuck, now everything's dead." "nope, can't walk yet." i can't even get from here to there without buying a boat. It also rather falls into a bad pattern that is really common in world history narratives: it has much more detail and attention on the traditional "Western CIv" narrative, while relegating the entire rest of the world to a relative afterthought. great job, göktürks. i miss you. and walk. i wonder if there's room for moors. keep your eye on this one, because it's about to become 75 million years later the dinosaurs. is it tonga time? All countries of the world guess quiz history of the entire world i guess history of the entire world know your the state of recognition around history of the entire world know your. hi. don't worry about it, it does that all the time. We … History Of The Entire World I Guess Could Have Been Best 2005 Verge. there's the rus! made from special ingredient tin from the far lands of Tin Land. here comes a meteor. not anymore well i guess we're stuck here now. "knock knock. "you know what would be magnificent?" The pace is crazy fast, with one-second jingles telling the creation of religions and the fall of civilizations. so that's pretty nifty, i would say. and conquer india and maybe put some trains there. Bill Wurtz makes a 20 minute video where he sings a lot of songs, makes a religion about things, turns the sun into a deadly laser, conquers all... er, most of India, and breaks China a lot. it's a plane! wanna see a map of the land? Posted by 3 months ago. and sugar... guess where all of the sugar is made? Your Email (required) Your Name (required) What kind of pictures do you like? BruceKeith49655785 actually, most of it’s water. hey, christians! 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"well i guess we'll have to find another way to india" "wait!" look at those mounds. the christians are doing a great job reconquering iberia, which will soon be called spain and not-spain. You may remember Bill Wurtz from his video history of Japan, which I called “the most entertaining history of anything I have ever seen”. Rate 5 stars Rate 4 stars Rate 3 stars Rate 2 stars Rate 1 star . Fuck it, actually, most of it's water. but it's not empty yet! "wow, that guy's rich," everyone said. the jews and the arabs finally figured out which one of them should live in the holy land. "nah, don't worry, we already got this," said portugal. what's on the menu? so britain threw a hissy fit and made them open up five cities and give them an island. i wonder if anyone else is doing this. i want to invent time and space. FIGHT!! right in the middle of africa! the holy roman empire! axum is getting so powerful, they would like to build a long stick. india just had a revolution, and they would like to govern themselves now. oh, italy's real rich. that's the tamil kings. okay, fair enough. in a house. weather update... it's raining. "buy stuff from us!" “history of the entire world, i guess” script for copypastas hi. no dontyou could make a religion out of this. what's a barbarian? the next thing on russia's to-do list is to get bigger. General Discussion/@comment-26245394-20160131165807/@comment-27177610-20160204081450. time to plant some grass. hello toltecs! china is whole again... ...then it broke again still can't cross the sahara desert? here's 95 reasons why," said martin luther, in his new book which might have accidentally started the protestant reformation. tired of using lame, sad metal? it's on the computer! no thanks, said the other china, escaping to an island. it's the mahajapit. the soviet union decides to relax a little, and accidentally falls apart. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? introducing: bronze. I can't even get from here to there without buying a boat. "History of the Entire World, I Guess" is an animated viral video created by Internet musician Bill Wurtz in which he narrates an abridged history of the universe in his signature style of non-sequitur humor, catchy melodies and colorful video effects. pretty cool, huh? portugal had a dream that they controlled the entire indian ocean, including the spice trade. "let's invent a thing inventor," said the thing inventor inventor after being invented by a thing inventor. All Jingles From the history of the entire world, i guess by Magi published on 2017-05-15T03:23:28Z. the electrons have now joined in. "...okay" so he sails into the ocean, and discovers... more ocean. surprise! May 10, 2017 #2 gonna mail you my floor~~~~ S. Sawneeks Banned. The video has immensely good ratings, compared to other videos of the same sort. History Of The Entire World, I Guess Script [9n0ok059gxnv]. i miss you. "hi, everything's great," said some guy who seems to be getting very popular and is then arrested and killed for being too popular, which actually makes him more popular. idea: learn to use an egg. Bill Wurtz explains the history of the entire world. In under 20 minutes, he covers hundreds of fascinating events and concepts. so they call the pope. they both said at the same time. reproduces three more times it has secret instructions written inside itself telling it how to build another one of itself. He stated that he was working on videos, but took longer to create them since he was in the process of learning new video editing and 3D animation software, including Blender. like this ball of flaming rocks, for example. fuck it. how's those trading kingdoms? some of which almost didn't fail. "hey, china!" https://genius.com/Bill-wurtz-history-of-the-entire-world-i-guess-annotated "damn," said england and france. this is great! Related . knock knock, it's chandragupta. actually just half of it, the other half is just fine, but it's not in rome anymore, so let's give it a new name. Bill Wurtz's “history of the entire world, i guess” is a masterpiece. but he came back! A page for describing YMMV: history of the entire world, i guess. the globe is warming, and the ocean is full of plastic! in the caribbean! i wonder if it'll reach china before it collapses again. let's make it the other kind of islam. Follow @genius on Twitter for updates you could make a religion out of this. i'm sad. some of it's water. plus, there's new kingdoms all over europe. korea versus korea! there goes buddhism, travelling up the silk road. that's a human person! pretty cool, huh? put water in it. thanks for watching history i hope i mentioned everything. it’s sad. History of the entire world, I guess - by Bill Wurtz ; Cite. fuck it, actually most of it's water. the protons and neutrons are now happily married to each other! goodbye mayans. i always wondered how to build a town in a cliff. they never got thailand... the united states ran out of destiny to manifest, so they're looking for more: hawaii! "non-romans," said the romans, being invaded by non-romans. oh, it's the two global superpowers. severe flooding alert, the entire world is now an ocean. "i don't think so," said the kievan rus. so they blame the maine on spain. it's the seljuk turks! "we gotta start pillaging some stuff." enlightenment ah, the greeks just had the idea of thinking about stuff. History Of The Entire World I Guess Could Have Been Best 2005 Verge. 0. The nonchalance of the title is reflected in Wurtz’s offhanded narration. fuck it. congratulations! the world is now... a bunch of gas in space. and it kind of... made a mess. it's sad. there's the pueblo. that's not a question, but the dutch did it anyway. europe is tired of pillaging other continents, and the continents they were pillaging are tired of being pillaged. bigger stars burn out and die with passion! weather update: those rocks might've had water inside of them and now there's hot steam in the sky. like i said, it didn't happen. Directed by Bill Wurtz. use metal. "maybe," said some bugs. bye, said the parthians. He has also produced two historical education videos “history of japan” and “history of the entire world, i guess,” which went viral on YouTube. History of the World. The history of the world Good, yes, you've done well Here is a small prize The history of the world Submit Corrections. 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Please enable Cookies and reload the page. don't like it? that's world war two! it just seemed like the right thing to do. woah. roman empire. you're the new roman emporer!" history of the entire world, i guess, also known as history of the entire world, is a viral video created by online entertainer and musician Bill Wurtz. maybe even a couple of times. try camels. it's the golden age of india there's the gupta empire, not chandragupta, just gupta. Script for “History of the entire world I guess” by Bill wurtz • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. The camera opens on text that says, "Hi." 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